Golf Retard

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard

Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point

by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019

extreme golf

Where you take a golf club, put a sock or something like that on the head, douse it in lighter fluid or gasoline and set on fire!

Known in the backyard e-fedding world.

"OH MY GOD! Extreme Golf! He drove that flaming 9 iron RIGHT IN THE GUY'S SKULL!"

by JesusFishFood February 11, 2005

Golf Course

Sex which involves a man sticking his dick in a girl's mouth, pussy, and ass.

"Hey man! Did she let you stick your dick in every hole?" "Yes she did, I played her like a golf course and played every hole."

by stucke01 December 26, 2012

golf ball head

This is what happens to a baby's head when its mother is a whore and she gets fucked alot.

His mama must have been a whore, look at all those dimples, he has a golf ball head.

by J. Dubya March 23, 2005

Golf

A sport where old white men can dress like homosexual pimps and no one will care.

Were you in the gay Leprechaun on your sweater that doesn't care on the golf course?

by M4s73r ch33f April 23, 2010

disc golf

a game played with a frisbee disc and a pole hole with chains..
more info-pdga.com

Lets go play some disc golf int he Park

by will September 10, 2003

Gloff

a crazy white chick that thinks they are the best at everything and anything.

dude that gloff is annoying.

by jimijames13 October 25, 2009