2 glazed hams

TITTIES!!!!

DAMN! THAT DRESS REALLY SHOWS OFF HER 2 GLAZED HAMS!

by propertyofjulia December 14, 2016

glazing my muffin

corny ass term Aaliyah made

toochie: stop de
Aaliyah: you glazing my muffin

stop glazing my muffin

by nene wit da pp April 21, 2022

Chocolate Glazed Delight

When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.

"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."

by leashomemea and blargin fargin April 24, 2009

Wyoming double glazing

Sexual act of 2 men cumming on on a girl's face at the same time.

Her face was covered in cum after the twins surprised her with Wyoming double glazing.

by FastorPrank July 27, 2016

fat boy glaze

It's like the layer of sweat a fat person always has that shines in the sun, like a glazed donut.

Tyler- "We just started jogging, you already have a fat boy glaze?"

Brian- "I can't help it, It's hot!"

by Tmanb10 August 1, 2014

Glazed Chocolate Cake

The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.

Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.

by anon1235813 October 21, 2014

Glaze my donuts

When a boy cums all over a girls ass cheeks and rubs it all around her ass

Bust a nut on my ass then glaze my donuts

by Brandon'sadick May 7, 2017