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Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
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reverse gag

When you feel sick but can't throw up. You then stick your finger in your ass and reverse gag yourself to make you shit and feel better.
I was so hung over yesterday that I gave myself the ole reverse gag and was feeling better in no time.
by skankweasel October 6, 2016
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Gag tape

Gaffer/duct/electrical tape or similar. Refers to the preferred types of tape used for gags.
Dude pass me that gag tape, I need to cover this hole.
by Sparktrics July 31, 2018
mugGet the Gag tapemug.

gag rights

- rights for people who like gagging on that dick
don't make fun of them for being into that bro, gag rights.
by chocolate_thunder06 November 23, 2021
mugGet the gag rightsmug.

Wyoming gag reflex

The act in which you a getting head from a female and when your about to finish you pull her by the hair and shove a snowball in her mouth and push her head back down on your cock and you finish in the back of her throat.
Dude last week I gave my cousin the Wyoming gag reflex.
by Big boy Lloyd December 29, 2022
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Gagged

When you humble someone real quick or you say something that brings them to a point where they are lost for words, especially in an argument.
Person 1: "He looks like a 2019 twink mate."
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you tranny!"
Person 3: "You gagged him!"
by saflol January 12, 2024
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Gag See-Saw

Something you, your best friend and significant others do to while spending time together.
Brian and his wife Michelle invited their best friend Mike and Sandy over.

Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?

Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.

Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.

Brian said here let me show you guys…

Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.

Now let’s get to busting!

Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.
by ThroatKing March 28, 2023
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