funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014

funkytastic

a portmanteau of 'funky' and 'fantastic'.

similar usage to "excellent" or "cool".

"hey, I just got tickets for the concert, wanna come along?"
"funkytastic!"

by Bob Hu July 6, 2005

funky doo

An extension to the word 'funky' emphasising the general amazing funkiness of something, mainly an object e.g. clothing

Sinead, you look funky doo in that dress!

by Princess_Sparkle February 18, 2008

Funky Drawer

A place to keep your used weed/pot (e.g. roaches/tails) for later.

I'm outta weed so I gotta go raid the funky drawer.

by Tony_D April 5, 2010

funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 20, 2013

funkywonkus

Used to describe something you attempted with the outcome being different than you expected.

The photo I took the other day turned out all funkywonkus.

by Phunglefoo October 25, 2013

Funky Piegon

A person so immense that they deserve a personalised card.

Jack Johnson is definitely a funky piegon.

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014