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funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.
"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"
by Nauj73 February 17, 2014
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funkytastic

a portmanteau of 'funky' and 'fantastic'.

similar usage to "excellent" or "cool".
"hey, I just got tickets for the concert, wanna come along?"
"funkytastic!"
by Bob Hu July 6, 2005
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funky doo

An extension to the word 'funky' emphasising the general amazing funkiness of something, mainly an object e.g. clothing
Sinead, you look funky doo in that dress!
by Princess_Sparkle February 18, 2008
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Funky Drawer

A place to keep your used weed/pot (e.g. roaches/tails) for later.
I'm outta weed so I gotta go raid the funky drawer.
by Tony_D April 5, 2010
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funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.
"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."
by chanito August 20, 2013
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funkywonkus

Used to describe something you attempted with the outcome being different than you expected.
The photo I took the other day turned out all funkywonkus.
by Phunglefoo October 25, 2013
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Funky Piegon

A person so immense that they deserve a personalised card.
by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014
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