A failure so great, one "k" isn't enough. Typically said to people, particularly blond country girls, who are more prone than the rest of the population to such shortcomings.
"Crap I accidently threw my bowl in the garbage!"
"...epikk fail"
"I spelled my name wrong!"
"...epikk fail"
"...epikk fail"
"I spelled my name wrong!"
"...epikk fail"
by mmmdonuts75 May 1, 2010
Get the Epikk Failmug. Basically a Problem with something you have created. in the example of a story it can be anything from forgetting to add a comma to the lack of a plot.
Author: dude i just finished my story! i spent like 3 months hammering all the Fail Nails out of it though! >_< but now im sure its ready for the public!
Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!
Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:
by \m/Metal\m/ September 11, 2010
Get the Fail nailmug. Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
Get the Rail Failmug. 
when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009
Get the muffin failmug. Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!
by Bistro Stoné December 18, 2010
Get the Punch Failmug. The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:
You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
Get the infinite failmug.