dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

brace myself

The act of preparing yourself for a situation/something that may happen.

It’s also a very good song.

John- I had to brace myself
Karl- to read all of her writing on your bedroom wall?
John- yeah!!!

by Mjmememjmeme July 8, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anybody, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

how to kill myself

you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck

"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"

by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024

for myself

a shameless statement made by youtube commenters following the horniest possible timestamp known to man. usually in music related comment sections.

commenter: 2:35, for myself!
commenter 2: bro that’s just the singer moaning

by stinkyfart69 June 19, 2022

Pissing myself

What you do when you dont want to wear diaper you be pissing yourself

Yo mate i was pissing myselfin bed then my girl noticed and she left me

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025