Florida State 

University located in Tallahassee, Florida.

Their football team beat Notre Dame in the Champs Sports Bowl 18-14. Notre Dame sucks.

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Florida State by Noles1 January 1, 2012

Florida Gators

The football program with the best winning percentage in the last 20 years (fact). They have won 3 national titles, 8 SEC titles, 2 heisman winners, and have had the best home winning percentage in that period. The Gators are the most hated team by most of its competitors because they win most of the time against them and because they run the score up most of the time.

Hector- I hate the Florida Gators.

Dave- Why?

Hector- I'm a georgia fan. they beat us every year.

Dave- They beat everyone dip shit!

Hector- Oh yeah.

Florida Gators by lickmygoat July 28, 2010

florida gators

The outstanding university that consists of student athletes excelling on and off the football field. While Florida State has historically been a slightly stronger team, Florida does not tolerate the "thugs" that FSU consistently produces year in and year out.

"Because its great...to be...a Florida Gator!"

florida gators by Haaaaaaa May 17, 2005

florida ounce 

The amount of an illicit substance (typically marijuana) present when a purveyor of drugs (typically a drug dealer) rips off the consumer who has purchased said illicit commodity.

John: “My dealer said he sold me an ounce, but I weighed it and it’s only .79 ounces!”
Fred: “That motherfucker sold you a Florida ounce!”

florida ounce by emeff meme February 8, 2022

Florida Man 

A Florida man is a most likely drunk guy that is crazy

Florida Man arrested for ripping locals ballsacks off.

Florida Man by im eating hot chocolate December 22, 2020

Florida Man 

Tandem Airboats with Driftcars around a Pool on a Racetrack while a Helicopter flies in and Trucks do tug of war

Hell Yeah Brother thats a Florida Man thing

Florida Man by DRAGMASTER88 June 10, 2021

Florida Water 

A reference to MDMA (Ecstasy, Molly, etc.) mixed in water. Users typically drink this mixture throughout the evening from a plastic water bottle.

"What you on, son? Your pupils look huge and you're smiling like crazy."

"I've been drinking that Florida water, bro!"

Florida Water by ThuggerThugger13 March 20, 2014