floating wolf bait

Farting in Missouri, USA

You dont want to be in here, I just floated wolf bait.

by Smurf Assassin May 13, 2003

floater

a large booger that is suspended in mid air in someones nostril, and is obvious to people around

wow, that guy had a huge floater in his nose during the interview

by kitty litterapapa April 28, 2009

floating cherry

when a EXTREMELY horny virgin who is about to get laid is on a waterbed waiting 4 her boyfriend/girlfriend 2 go see her naked waiting 2 get fuked.

Last night i came home and saw a floating cherry in my bedroom

by pimp daddy dollars August 25, 2004

Floated

a tasty cold treat that is a combination of a slushy and soft serve ice cream. This concoction can also be mixed together. The floated comes from the ice cream floating in the slushy and not mixed obviously.

aka: floater

"would you like that mixed or floated"
"floated!"

by Wonder Chick February 19, 2009

floating the boat

1. When the guy in a straight relationship completely obeys the girl. He may also be very shy in public yet very aggressive among other men.
2. When the girl in the relationship is a camera whore and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. When the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, "Whatever floats your boat."

"Dam. That guys needs to grow a spine. He keeps floating the boat."

by azer29 November 6, 2008

Social Floater

A person, usually a co-worker or class mate, who is generally disliked by his/her peers but are totally oblivious to this fact. They will continue to socially interact with you dispite your continued attempts to get rid of them. Much like the turd that just won't seem to go away no matter how many times you flush.

"That new guy rob is the biggest social floater... I've seen some persistant turds but he tops them all, if he comes near me again I'm gonna punch him in the back of the head"

by Myster-A January 18, 2008

floating voter

Slang for a gay person.

Dad, I've got something to tell you..."
Ten minutes later
"No son of mine is a dirty floating voter.

by GiantSnowman April 11, 2005