Z-Flex

A brand of skateboard from the 70's like in the movie "Lords of Dogtown".

Woman: Holy shit that guy's riding a z-flex, I better go make him a sandwich.

by IamTHEandrew April 24, 2010

Fake flexing

A person who flexes with fake stiff like lil tay

Lil tay im the youngest flexer
Me bitch your not the real flexer your a fake flexingsuch my toes

by Lil greeney September 30, 2018

bot-flex

when your E-go is to big for the internet and you NEED to prove it with virtual friends.

Audrey- “have you seen James’ peen? It’s Smol.”
Fin- “careful, if he sees he will flex his bot dick”
James-“BOT-FLEX INCOMING”*nukes the chat*

You’re the only one here.

by MCBOT.INC April 24, 2020

Flex Flossin

Acting as if you are rich, when in fact, your not. Spending money that you know you cant afford. similar to frontin or being nigga rich. Like when someone tries to Flex their muscles to look buffer than they are.

Person A:"Man you see that Nigga? He got one pair of Jordans and he thinks he's the shit."

Person B: "Yeah that nigga needs to quit Flex Flossin"

by Kai Weezy May 18, 2010

Flex Tape

1; An as-seen-on-tv tape product, claiming to be able to fix any crack, hole, leak, or thing in general. It can also be used to seal up the bottle because Grandpa's been hitting it too hard.

2; Jesus

3; A worldwide phenomenon started by youtuber Jontron, where he answers the question: What is flex tape? He explains, through strenuous research, that flex tape is, in fact, a holy product that can fix anything, even stopping your IV or blood bag from leaking onto your computer.

1; "Just to prove the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half,"

2; "Going to church on Sunday to pray to Flex Tape."

3; "This is Josephi Krakowski, here with Flex Tape,"

"100% Improved Product,"

by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018

the flex

a texas hold em poker term for when a person gets dealt both a 6 and a 9

Why'd you fold the flex?!?

by jeff cortin June 11, 2006

Hoss Daddy Flex

A name used to describe having a chew. (Chewing tobacco)

"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."

or

"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."

by Ouimer June 9, 2009