Flavor-pack

To pass gas directly onto a surface. Usually while seated in a chair or bed.

Enrique: Justin, did you just flavor-pack that chair?
Justin: Yes sir, I did!

by Co-did January 2, 2009

oridginal flavor

Da much-loved traditional recipe for grooved potato chips.

Da classic salt-'n'-vinegar potato chips are okay, but I love da oridginal flavor kind even better 'cuz they hold da dip better than da smooth-surfaced wafers do.

by QuacksO January 3, 2022

Flavor Blasted

The act of spattering or spritzing the back of the toilet bowl and seat with fecal matter.

The old man flavor blasted the toilet with fecal matter in the men's bathroom

by Garbear_00 January 24, 2022

Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018

spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).

"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010

Flavor Cave

Proper term for a vagina.

Hey girl, I wanna tongue punch you in the flavor cave.

by Imsorrybutithadtobedone July 2, 2016