dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return
by poo January 31, 2022
A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.
Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.
Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.
Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby
by I-Am-The-Cold July 26, 2015
Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.
Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"
by The Real Dillon November 01, 2022
by Not a father tapper February 03, 2019
Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.
by Peptooverdose May 09, 2022
by Lolblackoutcrew August 23, 2018
Giving a girl herpes, then said girl sleeps with another dude, hence you become his herpes father. "Luke, I am your herpes father.!"
Kevin-"Dude, I got the herpes from that girl Liz you hooked me up with." Frank- "yeah man, how do you think she got it son! I am your herpes father!"
by Kirstyfire June 12, 2014