Farkle

When one flatulates* and little scraps of feces spray out the anus

This word was born from the mind of a genius (who will not be named), who is also the person writing this definition. I hold this word close to my heart and hope it would be used as one day.

Past tense: Farkled

Present tense: Farkling

Future tense : Farkle

The genius was inspired by the word sparkle.

*fart, gas

“Jessica sparkles, whereas Emily farkles.”
(These names were not used intentionally)

by omeglewordkid December 26, 2019

Farley

A name typically used for a redhead britishman. A Farley is best know for his enormous genitalia. Farley is a person who is able to get all the pussy he likes and will easily steel your girl with just a wink. Farley is guy who automatically is going to have the best life, he’s the type of person you want in your life, he has the charm of a greek god and makes everyone jealous.

I can’t believe it, this is the fifth time that Farley has stolen my girlfriend from me, I can’t stand him. He is pretty cute though, of course I am going to let him have my girls pussy.

by FallenCement January 30, 2020

Furblegurph

Through the roof

He attached a rocket to the pop tart and it went furblegurph

by rabite831. February 29, 2020

Fartled

When you fart during and game of farkel.

Friend: “I just fartled, can you smell it?”
Me: “ dude! I’m trying to play a formal game of farkel with you!”

by Your-mom_ April 25, 2020

farklesnatch

The act of putting dice in her snatch and turning her upside down. After a vigorous shake you dump her out and see what you've rolled. If you get all of the same number you yell 'Farkle!'

Have you heard about that new party game for couples, Farklesnatch? It's like yahtzee for adults.

by DonJuan69 July 1, 2020

Farkle

An alternate way of saying fair

"Nikki's a cunt"
"Farkle"

by har🤠 July 27, 2020

Fable

Fable=A story that means something to tell you. Like as the example says,

I looked down at my shoes. They were blue. My friend comes up to me, “oi, those shoes look tasty!” I look at him, “they’re blue tho.” My friend flips me over and eats my shoes. Moral of the fable? Don’t wear blue shoes ;-;

by I didn’t eat your cheeseburger September 11, 2020