Farkle

When one flatulates* and little scraps of feces spray out the anus

This word was born from the mind of a genius (who will not be named), who is also the person writing this definition. I hold this word close to my heart and hope it would be used as one day.

Past tense: Farkled

Present tense: Farkling

Future tense : Farkle

The genius was inspired by the word sparkle.

*fart, gas

“Jessica sparkles, whereas Emily farkles.”
(These names were not used intentionally)