When one flatulates* and little scraps of feces spray out the anus
This word was born from the mind of a genius (who will not be named), who is also the person writing this definition. I hold this word close to my heart and hope it would be used as one day.
Past tense: Farkled
Present tense: Farkling
Future tense : Farkle
The genius was inspired by the word sparkle.
*fart, gas
“Jessica sparkles, whereas Emily farkles.”
(These names were not used intentionally)
