Faceslap

A subtweet, but on facebook. A facebook post that speaks of someone without saying a name or tagging them. It is usually used passive-aggressively.

I'm pretty sure that girl faceslapped me yesterday. She's mad that I didn't ask her out.

by AnonPorsche August 28, 2013

facespacing

The act of invading someone's personal space in order to spy on their Facebook page.

You: Holy shit, will you quit hovering over my shoulder?
Obnoxious friend: Hang on, go back. Who is that chick?
You: That's my mom. Stop facespacing me, seriously.

by Visari01 August 20, 2013

fajestic

Unnecessarily cheesy stuff that gives you goose bumps. Also could be interpreted as 'fabulous majestic'.

Wow, when that American Bald Eagle flew across the sky with the fireworks in the background and the racially diverse children's choir sang 'Heal The World'...that was fajestic!

by whats-dat November 11, 2013

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Facesturbaiting

The act of one person(s) masturbating to someones Facebook.

The man is Facesturbaiting to the woman's facebook page.

by Your Name Goes Here. August 31, 2015

Faceskin

When you're lowkey tryna ask for a selfie (not nudes, from girls preferably)

Hey Adrianna, send me some faceskin (;

by JA2017 July 27, 2016

Fakesale

A bake sale for fund raising or charity that is selling store-bought or pre-packaged baked goods.

Bakesale, more like Fakesale, you didn't even bake those Costco-ass cookies.

by Shouldhavebeenlars May 24, 2016