A member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. The look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets
by Roderick October 16, 2003
by Walter Salter July 28, 2007
A "Farmer Steve" is someone who has a deep infatuation with cows, cow milking, udders, teats, cud, leather and bondage. He is quite the shifty one, always "playing games" with his cows in the barn and pasture.
He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.
When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .
"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.
When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .
"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
"Look at that guy in the field with the cow! He's such a Farmer Steve!
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by pstage May 13, 2008
Shagneck's dad is a Roofer-Farmer
by ShibbyBoom July 27, 2010
A female whom has lost her teeth and thus must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex and is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
That penis farmer is a thot.
by Lexiloner23 February 10, 2017
The act of covering one nostril and blowing hard out the other one so as to dislodge mucus, a booger, or oter unwanted material.
See also snot rocket and air hankie
See also snot rocket and air hankie
by cyberpunk42 May 16, 2005
A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.
by LargeYak March 25, 2021