When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me
by macadeliusthemagical January 21, 2024

by himejoshi4life April 9, 2024

A: Dude I just got promoted at work!
B: Where do you work again?
A Walmart, why?
B: Oh, so your a failure.
B: Where do you work again?
A Walmart, why?
B: Oh, so your a failure.
by Ulfilas November 28, 2022

by Emotianal Damage February 8, 2022

When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.
OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?
by SKULLYARD January 17, 2025
