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A person once worked out at Golds Gym (only bench of course claiming that "anything else is for fucking pussies and fags") but doesn't anymore possibly from the traumatic experience of having foreign objects shoved up an essy's rectum or for the lack of a better reason. This kind of person then pursues a music career. This career however looks bleak for an essy because of the name Display Case.
You know that Essy character" "Yeah he is kindof pathetic" "You took the words right out of my mouth
Essy by gotjsbruh March 4, 2011
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Pig Latin for "sexy"
exsay by Marc159 September 9, 2008
“It’s easier to ‘rewrite them’ than it is to grade them” ~ Dr. Jordan Baphomet Peterson
Hym “And rewrite them he did. But nobody reads his work. Especially his students. How much of yourself will you find if you read it? Only time will tell. Did you save a copy of all your essays? I’m sure he did. You won’t care. You won’t even know the difference. And he’s proven that that IS something he’s willing to dohoohoohahahahahahahahahahaha!! Aha! Aha!.”
Essays by Hym Iam October 24, 2022

essaysex 

n. pleasure induced by extraordinary prose that is equatable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse

see pimpmyessay
NOTE: essaysex™ is a trademarked term.
essaysex by aeneous July 28, 2008
Very sexy man who has many hoes but he's very ugly and people ask him how does he do it he says he's cock is huge
Esaya by Hhdvek March 14, 2017
"Eshay" is a from of slang used by high school kids. An example of an eshay is Jai. Eshays smoke and drink, this is what Jai does.
"Get of me you eshay!"

"That's so dog!"
Eshay by pickle stick September 3, 2018
got airmaxes, airpods and eshay disease.
Kandiah is an Eshay.
Eshay by PeppaPigFan9 February 28, 2019