Employed Hobo

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.

Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.

by Dogler February 24, 2014

employable

-Got the needed qualifications and experience to be employed ( efficient in your work)
-Employers scramble to employ you because of your conscience.

To remain employable, individuals must learn new skills regularly.

by UrbanDic??! June 10, 2015

Empting the whip cream can

masterbating,jacking off

Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.

by Panasonic Wolf May 30, 2016

Emproctive

The act of asking or telling some one to do something that is not realistically possible due to a current situation.

You are so emproctive for asking me to run to the store knowing my leg is broken.

by Lord-Trident95 July 22, 2016

employgatory

When a person gets hired by a company as a contractor, and is patiently waiting to be hired as a full-time employee.

BRANDY: "Hey girlfriend, did you get that IT job at Google yet?"
JULIE: "Nope, I'm in employgatory for three more months."

by Ottonut May 3, 2017

empty ass

It is when you have farted or shat yourself like a million times and could have blood shatting everywhere

I have shat myself too much that I have a very empty ass.

by empty ass February 17, 2018

Emporia, Kansas

An average sized town, where average things happen, with above average sized people. We are known for founding Veterans Day where people, whether veterans or not, will drink themselves silly while having a valid excuse. Some of the important events that happened in this town are... Some dude named William fought off the KKK, a pastor murdered his wife, and the maids of one of our hotels was accused of stealing drugs from a man (prescription or recreational) and then the man ran them off the road into Hobby Lobby took out his AR-15. The cops were called and the guy escaped to a smaller town but was eventually caught.

Hey kids! We're moving to Emporia, Kansas. Don't give me that look to it's better than nothing!

by 8po7drclv;hb May 1, 2019