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Elevator Treatment

The Act of police intentionally stopping the elevator in a detention center, between floors and proceeding to violently beat the perp for several minutes before resuming and taking the perp to the jail block and citing that the person slipped in the elevator. (Happens if the perp seriously pisses off the cops ) the operation being common in the 80's and 90's when most elevators were not equipped with CCTV
Damn man they just brought Jason back from Interrogation, By the looks of his face they gave him the Elevator treatment on the way back. Must've pissed them off during the session"
by Hawkeye_PC November 16, 2023
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Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".
"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."
by Ewonyn April 2, 2017
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One Way Elevator

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful
by Ooshmate January 19, 2022
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Elevator Speedtracking

When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.
I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.
by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 1, 2019
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Elevant

"Elevant" is a cutting-edge term that seamlessly blends "elevated" and "relevant," embodying a state of being both youthful and in tune with the dynamic pulse of the world. It encapsulates the essence of staying current, vibrant, and socially connected, making it the epitome of coolness in the ever-evolving landscape of contemporary existence.
I can't keep up with the trends anymore, I'm just not elevant anymore.
by Andrey Ber January 12, 2024
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elevator key crazy

A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.
The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.
by Dreudian February 8, 2023
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