elevator neck

a condition that causes neck pain from watching the numbers on a long elevator ride.

bro this elevator is so slow, i think i'm starting to get elevator neck

by nopenotlunaaaa June 18, 2022

homemade elevator

An elevator that you make yourself.

I am a homemade elevator.

by HomemadeElebator August 26, 2023

Elevator Queen

Elevator queen is a former politician named Cherrie Berry, Which appeared in 28,000 elevators as a picture frame in her 20 years of office as the commissioner of labor in North Carolina.

Person:I just saw elevator queen in my hotel today!

by Duoflop November 1, 2021

Gouche elevator

When a man sticks his forearm in between another man's legs and lifts against the gouche( and generally the balls too) until he lifts the man.

Man 1 " I got Eric so good with a gouche elevator the other day"

Man 2 " What did he say?"

Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"

by Macaroni 88 November 15, 2011

Elevator

sex is a very nice affair. It is sooo satisfying....

Aria was walking back home. She looked down, but her head sprung up like something would happen in the elevator. But she was convinced. . Aria moved to the front of Brandon and looked in her pocket to gift him with more items. "Aria... you don't have too..." he mumbled as she saw Aria pull out a hundred dollar bill. "I have too... you are so important to me Bran-". Brandon leaned closer to Aria's face. "Heh...maybe I can pay you back with not money...but something physical." Aria's eyes widened. "Like..what?" Brandon blushed and sighed. "... I like you Aria..." He leaned in closer to Aria's mouth. "Brandon! I-i don't like you..." Brandon sighed. "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!" The elevator door dinged open. they rushed into Aria's bedroom. "Wanna kiss? Brandon?" Brandon leaned into a kiss. The suddenly stopped... looked at eachother with no words.... Brandon said.. " Hey..Can i pay you in sex??" He smooched Aria, and she smooched back. soon they were pulling of shirts and pants. Soon it was just a big suck fest. She was sucking him everywhere, from this side to another. Rubbing dicks and moans and moans.. "Haah~" "Don't stop....mhmhaah..~" sucking and licking each other till Aria's cum spray. "Hahhh~" "get in my vagina brandon..." "Aria. you aren't rubbing my dick as- haaah~ mhmaaa~ ahhaha~ yea..." There room was full of cum. "Mhmmmmm~ haah! chu~" haaahhhhh.....

by Naah~ sexstorys October 25, 2020

elevator key crazy

A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.

The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.

by Dreudian February 8, 2023

Elevator

It’s an room that transports you from one place to another - an easier way than stairs. Tend to avoid elevators with two or more people for non awkward positions.

Matt: “Today I was in an elevator with two other people”
Jake: “Wow, that must’ve been awkward”

by Theoyaboi February 21, 2020