elementalry school

A place of learning where you absolutely "go mental" after attending for four years. Good luck wif middle-school.

I didn't even make it halfway through fourth grade of elementalry school before my brain totally shut down from fatigue, stress 'n' anxiety from mistreatment by classroom-bullies and mean teachers, and watery-eyed allergies from contagions floating around from fellow students... thank goodness my family took me out of that depraved cesspool the very next day, and then home-taught me for the remainder of my school years!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

elderflower

A flower of an elderberry used especially in making wines, teas, liqueurs, drugs, homemade explosives, incendiary animate objects, and tight packed crack.

Jackson: Hey Richard, did you get the elderflower stash from last night, we need to produce more tea or else we'll become bankrupt.
Richard: Who said we're making tea? I thought we were getting the good shit.. We boutta become rich with the dr-
Police Officer that busted behind the backdoor, holding a shotgun: Put your fucking hands up! DON'T MOVE!!

by CartelRRP November 23, 2018

Elderbilly

Someone who is old “Elderly”and not too smart,like a “Hillbilly “

It’s not my fault I’m an Elderbilly

by Retireded June 20, 2019

Elementarium

| e-le-men-tau-ree-um |

1. A Great Force, mostly consisting of Mystical or Magical Power.

2. A Flash of Magic that creates a wave of Beautiful Colors.

1. The Force of this War, it could be considered an Elementarium.

2. Look at this Elementarium, it looks like there’s an Aurora Borealis in the Sky!

by Sonic and Mario Adventure Crew October 3, 2019

eldersplain

When an older person tries to explain to you (verbally) how to do something that you don't particularly need explaining to do. Particularly inappropriate behavior if the elder person is not related or even known to you.

The old lady went to "eldersplain" to me that I should just go to the front of the line and not worry about social-distancing because it isn't real anyway.

by Myche September 15, 2020

elemayonnaise

See elemayo. Superlative of elemayo.

"And I was like nah bro that ain't it"

"Elemayonnaise"

by Saikisbaby September 21, 2020

elemayonnaise

See elemayo. Superlative of elemayo.

"And I was like nah bro that ain't it"

"Elemayonnaise"

by Saikisbaby September 21, 2020