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8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.
I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.
by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
mugGet the eight equals equals equals equals equals equals deemug.
The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
by TopCop May 13, 2014
mugGet the "I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”mug.
The word “zero one two three four five six seven eight nine” is not used in a sentence. It’s used to spell out the numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 instead of writing them as digits.
by bluestinger66 September 2, 2022
mugGet the zero one two three four five six seven eight ninemug.

Eight

The best number. No other number can compare to the grace and beauty that eight holds. In every culture, eight is considered to be the best number. There have only been eight American presidents! If you look around the room in which you currently are at this moment, there are exactly eight. If you happen to be outside right now, why the fuck are you standing outside looking up the Urban Dictionary definition for eight? Are you that bored?
Hey dude, have you spent a few hours today praising eight?
by toidii August 3, 2020
mugGet the Eightmug.

Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.
S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.
by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020
mugGet the Eight Hour Flumug.

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