perfy derfy

a phrase that you can tell some one when they are being so perfect. since you don't feel like using the whole word "perfect" you use this phrase.

can also describe a human being/inanimate object and can replace someone's name.

i just ate a thousand candy bars.
omygod. that's so perfy derfy.

hey looks it's perfy derfy!
where?!?!
over there! by the perfy derfy mailbox.
wow. such a perfy derfy.

by perfyderfy queen. February 27, 2011

Red Dwarf

Originally meaning a small cool star; approximately 100 times the mass of Jupiter but can be used to describe the penis after ejaculation.

1) Guy 1:I always put my boxers on after i have sex because i dont want my girlfriend to see my red dwarf.
Guy 2: Thats...nice. (Presses hidden button to call for security)

by FergusJ June 25, 2006

Derfunkenscrewden

When things have gone really wrong. Or when something dosn't work.

Jim-"My computer wont turn on."
Bill-"It must be derfunkenscrewden."

by Dany Richardson September 10, 2005

Nicaraguan dwarf surprise

A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.

I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.

by cracky jacky August 11, 2009

achondroplastic dwarf

a dwarf who has no medical deficiency other then the inability to turn on light switches, and drive without sitting on a book.

Guy 1:Wow dude, is that a midget?

Guy 2:Nah man i dont think he has any problem other then the fact that he can never have anything but a mimi fridge.

Guy 1:Must be a achondroplastic dwarf.

Guy 2: Ah shit

by Ryan Button August 15, 2006

derf

a exclamtion of stupidity...see also duh

"oh i remember where i put that....derf!"

by jaci inspired by alex February 24, 2003

derfing

the act of fucking a girl who is way below any normal standards

person 1:so i heard you went derfing last night.
person 2:yeah, I took pcp.

I wanted to go derfing, to I found the girl nicknamed Trailer Trash.

Bonus points if they have a kid.

by fred v. September 15, 2006