dusty tosh

A quantity. The amount of ejaculate emitted after two or more consecutive tumescent discharges. Specifically referring to a diminshed quantity of ejaculate where there is either no or almost none, immeasurable to the naked eye, of scrotal discharge. It is most often achieved through masturbation however in very rare instances it may be a condition of coital interconnection.

After jerking off like 50 times, Tom could only cum a dusty Tosh.

by meatpockets June 28, 2012

dusty lamp

When you can't get laid because you have very visible std's

That guy's herpes are so bad he's got a dusty lamp!

by regjoeschmo November 19, 2013

Dusty Victory

When one person puts flour or baby powder up their rectum and then farts on some one else. (I just blew a dusty victory!)

dusty victory

by 216Girl311 January 11, 2014

durty turtle

When your turtle head peaks out too far and leaves a stain on your undies.

Hey Honey, can you wash my undies for me? My durty turtle left a big stain on them.

by Pags87 November 23, 2014

Dusty Bakery

When a pregnant woman preforms sexual acts with an elderly man

Yo, my i caught my boss banging my pregnant wife, talk about a dusty bakery

by GetHighWitUs January 30, 2015

Dusty Luster

A dusty luster is a name given to a vagina that hasn't been used in a long length of time.

Dave: "Yo, Kev, I had sex last night!"
Kev: "Sick mate, how was it?"
Dave: "It was good, although, she did have a bit of a dusty luster..."

Because the female had not had sex in a long time, she had quite a dusty luster

by Dusty Man October 23, 2015

dusty teabag

When in coitous, one partner flatulates directly onto the man's scrotum. Can be hetero or homosexual.

I gave my boyfriend a dusty teabag but he just kept pounding me

by DocturDave January 28, 2016