Duck

THE ALL MIGHTY DUCK SHALL JUDGE YOUR VERY EXISTANCE.
WHAT AWAITS AFTER DEATH? God? Nothing? Reincarnation? NO!! THE ALMIGHTY CELESTIAL DUCK OF THE AFTERLIFE!

I'll hit you so hard you will see a duck. *DIES*

by The Educator of Memes May 7, 2021

That's a Duck

A saying referring to a biased, or unfairly weighted topic or argument.
A set-up, or an extremely unbalanced challenge.

That English assignment was a duck... we had to present on something we didn't even know.
That argument I had with the teacher was a duck. She took my words completely out of context.
That's A Duck, there is no way he can win!

by ClickitClack3214 September 20, 2017

ducking

searching using the duckduckgo.com search engine

I think you need to start ducking around that topic.

by sanguisdex June 12, 2020

Duck

Someone who is stupid and always gets everyone in trouble. A duck will try and act like the class clown to get attention but instead embarrass himself and get kicked out of class. A duck will think he’s cool or popular but he’s really just a piece of shit no one likes.

Mason is such a duck, he yelled fucking cunt in class and got a referral.

by ItsYourDaddy69 January 30, 2019

Duck

A fucking duck

Look it's a duck holy fuck

by Spiceygod January 3, 2017

ducking

1. When you peck a person with your hat, similar to how a duck pecks a person.

1. I ducked a person repeatedly last night. They hated me afterwards.
2. I love ducking people. They get pissy from me ducking them.

by Iron Star May 12, 2019

Ducked

When you beat someone so fucking bad in a conversation.

Usually used when someone so fucking dumb acts smart and fails horribly.

Bob: The Earth is a flat earth. And i know that for a fact because i'm Smart!

Jim: No it isn't dumbass.

Bob: Yes it is Dumbass!

Jim}: Show the "dumbass", some evidence then.

Bob: Umm, uhh, umm. Shoot, Darn diggity, I swore I just had it in my head a minute ago.

Jim: That's what I thought, get Ducked!

by Lexdrix August 17, 2017