Doug

A man that has a spade

“Can you ask Doug if I can use his spade?

by suchdank my dudes May 21, 2018

Doug

A piece of shit…

Also a back stabbing cock sucker who cares more about money than anything else

Went to the bathroom and dropped a Doug in the toilet

Doug Livesay is a back stabbing cock sucking frugal shit wad

by They call me devries November 24, 2023

Doug-It

to Doug-It: a dishwashing term meaning to hunch one's shoulders when carrying large items(i.e. glassware)--- or to drop said glassware. to Doug-It also refers to an obsessive compulsive behavior in which one cleans an area every few seconds when there is no need for it. to Doug-It also refers to managing one's time hours from the present.

see also "Greg-It" and "Roger-It"

Liam said, "so I was Dougin'-It yesterday in front of these girls... They just started to laugh at me, and I began to cry."
Cathy--- "Taylor are you Dougin'-It?"
Crowder--- "You can't really give an example... You just Doug-It"

by dishjunkie June 26, 2009

Doug

A Basic Person/Follower

Someone who Lacks Creativity/Low IQ

A Weak Minded Person, Easily Influenced

You are a “Doug”

I told the guy “stop being a Doug, and do whatever feels right to you, you don’t have to take advice from those other People”

by Laws21 December 29, 2024

Doug

Just a sad moron

Person 1: Look at Doug over there
Person 2: What is he retarded?

by Figgeh douggo March 12, 2018

Doug Doug Twitchinator

A man that has played clock simulator and will never know of his presence within this domain

Honey, who is the Doug Doug twitchinator ???

Man that destroys his twitch kin and spoils all lies

He is

Light on darkness

Destroyer of populace
Creator of synthetic spaces within layers of circuitry

Communist lover boy

DDP SHALL RISE RAHH

by Zenkai boost October 29, 2025

Douged it

When your playing golf and you take the shittest shot.

Swinging the club super hard but the ball only moves 4 feet. Fucking douged it.

by Mestry1 May 21, 2021