Doing an avatar

Doing an avatar is when you are masturbating so hard you turn blue and your penis begins to resemble a frayed rope.

I definitely caught him doing an avatar

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

doing caps

A very smart invention to decrease the population and stds

"I have a bunch of doing caps in my wallet. That's what I call condoms."

by jmmstrjsh October 23, 2009

self-dating

A period between a pubescent child's initial sexual hormonal imbalance and the subsequent first masturbation, during which s/he tries to deal with the fact that s/he is about to use his/her hand like a $10 call girl

I spent 4 years self-dating before I was ready to try for the first time

Dude I spent 22 hours!

by F. Evan May 30, 2006

Doing my box in

It is used to show you are annoyed. You say it when you're p***ed off. Generally used in Scotland.

"Christ, did you hear siobhan on saturday? she was doing ma box in!"

by Diddy October 2, 2004

Doing a Coulson

When one leaves a formal debate to vomit outside. This is usually after a big night out. After the sneaky vom, the person will generally return to present their case.

"Dude, why did Josh leave the debate?"

"Haha, he's out there 'Doing a Coulson'".

by SneakyVom December 15, 2011

doing an Emily

to do an Emily is to go out on a night drinking and pull a random bloke, take him home/go back to his and sleep with him then kick him out early the next morning/sneak off early the next morning and have no idea of his name or much else about him.

Girl 1: Hey so i hear you got were caught doing an Emily last night?! Haha!!
Girl 2: Yea we were getting in the taxi back to his and I saw your brother, way too drunk...do not remember his name! woops! snuck out early this morning and got a taxi home!

by doinanemily123 January 24, 2013

Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021