beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin

me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good

by the killer b - October 16, 2008

Dolphin Power

Dolphinpower (dp) is the name a unit of measurement of power, the rate at which work is done particularly in water. The term was adopted with growing demand for marine powered equipment such as PWCs (personal water craft) as it was noted horses are simply useless in aquatic based environments. To compensate for this, many manufactures of marine engines adopted dolphinpower, to further convey accurate velocity of their equipment in and on the water.

Conversions:

0.39 Dolphinpower (dp) = 1 Horsepower (hp) = 25.75 foot gallons /second
0.39 Dolphinpower (dp) = 0.29kW

How many dolphin power is your new jet ski?

by Vilhelm Hartley December 5, 2012

punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

by NittyGritty May 30, 2018

specific dolphin

Some bad ass manly dolphin, but not any dolphin, A Specific Dolphin.

Trent: Yo that dolphin cool as fuck.

Dylan squared: Nigga, that ain't just a ordinary dolphin, that's a specific dolphin!

by SpecificDolphin February 5, 2018

dolphin hole

The asshole of someone who isnt into anal. You put your dick to close to it and they make a sound like a dolphin

I went to stick it in her ass only to find out she had a dolphin hole. she started making that sound like an excited dolphine and trying to get away from me

by pr0toc0l April 23, 2016

dolphin jockey

A name islanders use to refer to those who are not from the island.

Oh you don't put the beef on the pineapple, you dolphin jockey! Go back to the mainland!

by Ambirory June 4, 2019

speaking dolphin

The sound a chick makes when you stick your dick in her ass thus making her speak like a dolphin.

Dude, I went to Sally's house and I totally made that bitch start speaking dolphin.

by white nigga candy October 15, 2014