While laying into some sweet pussy from behind, a male will ravage his female companion sharply in the rectum. The noise she immediately produces is known as the Dolphin's Cry.
It is easy to judge the character of your broad by this action. If she accepts the anal attack, you can bet your broad gets around (or just really loves it in the ass), yet if she denies, she's a prude. Not to stereotype, or anything. You're looking for an immediate rejection, followed promptly by acceptance.
It is easy to judge the character of your broad by this action. If she accepts the anal attack, you can bet your broad gets around (or just really loves it in the ass), yet if she denies, she's a prude. Not to stereotype, or anything. You're looking for an immediate rejection, followed promptly by acceptance.
"Dude, I was fuckin my girl last night and i accidentally slipped it in her ass...hard"
"What happened?"
"She made this noise...like....a....a..."
"Dolphin's cry"
"What happened?"
"She made this noise...like....a....a..."
"Dolphin's cry"
by SweetLou1230 May 24, 2006
by Syntax1985 December 21, 2014
by J-jam February 21, 2015
The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.
Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!
by Giga Sonic December 06, 2010
When a large, oiled up man of Cuban decent proceeds to jump and land naked into a woman’s wiener receptacle while simultaneously making dolphin noises until completion.
by Sir Benjamin Earl 0106 July 11, 2022
by Ladynannakola July 05, 2018
Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.
"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."
"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".
"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."
"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".
"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."
by NittyGritty April 26, 2018