dodgeball

badass sport being banned by schools for the crime of teaching survival skills

Dorks and the fat have their place, and it isn't on a dodgeball field.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.

Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.

by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006

Salad Dodger

a fat person with poor nutritional habits.

Wow you ex-girlfriend has put on some weight!
Yea, she's become quite the salad dodger.

by Dave Inc February 14, 2007

draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.

I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).

by Ryan May 12, 2004

dodgemarian

A dodgey vegetarian. Someone who self-identifies as being – or having a preference for – vegetarianism, but who in reality is an omnivore because they simply aren't strict about not eating meat.

Sage is a dodgemarian: she identifies as vegetarian, but just can’t stop eating meat!

by jonosapien January 4, 2020

Dodge Dully

It is an incredibly huge ass, not attractice at all.

Dodge Dully Devon

by Sally Jane February 13, 2010

dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.

*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?

by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011