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carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.
wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.
by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009
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nose diver

when a man or woman goes down on a woman and he rubs her clit with his nose. Also, he or she can blow his or her nose in her vagina, referred to as the kleenex.
Yo last nite i totally did the nose diver on Sarah Robinson.
by matt Eapen September 21, 2006
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sky diver

'sky diver' is rhyming slang for a fiver aka £5
look over there sky diver on floor

lend us a sky diver
by Bl4yze March 26, 2009
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Diversifical

Diversifical is a mix between Diverse and ifical. Born by a dumb person that couldn't spell and pronounce words.

Diversifical means you're diverted in a ifical but you are denushan(color) so you have to be a diversed. When the ifical of diversifical diverges in the parties you have to tell the dodos you are diversifical so when you say that someone is diversifical you are calling them dumb.
This is not a inside joke.
(In the parties)
"You're diversifical!" Says person A
"Why you little ******" person B
by Xiangfan April 19, 2017
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Diverse

To Be More Black, or be made more black.
Wow look how many people of color are in our group. We sure are Diverse.
by Mr. Catfishery December 26, 2020
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diver dave

When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.
"That guy totally just got diver dave'd!"
by Eli Ankst January 6, 2008
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DoversChamp

noun; a rapper who is considered to be horrible or plagarize other rappers.
Charles: did you hear zach's new rap song?
Diego: yeah it sucks balls!
Charles: why do you say that?
Diego: he took his beats from tupac and doesnt rap to a beat.
Charles: hes such a DoversChamp.
by DoversChamp May 15, 2008
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