diloposaurus

When doing a girl from behind and you pull out spit on her butt...she thinks you are done...and you bust on her face.

Last night I was fucking this dumb bitch from behind and I gave her the diloposaurus!!

by M J October 25, 2005

Dilloned

the act of throwing a newborn puppy into a microwave, then laughing while it explodes

guy 1: dude i dilloned my puppies last night
guy 2: awesome dude, lets kill ourselves

by mr. bojangles dick April 27, 2009

dillon

a stupid dumb arsewhole, who cannot even spell the word 'fucking' properly

you are so unlucky to have dillon for a brother

by i vant to suck your bloood! July 16, 2008

DilloChilloMillo

DilloChilloMillo is an inimitable unique hot species. As you can guess he chills a lot... and does a lot of "bodyforming". He is one of the few who has this incredible "all-purpose-saliva".

If you once get the chance to see him please satisfy him with tearing his leg hair or just tickle him!! He adores it!!
And when you start to sing "Semame" it's like paradise on earth for him! So don't hesitate and put a smile on his face ;)

- "DilloChilloMillo!! Ieeieieiieei!! Muuuschimuschiimuuschii!!

- "Gosh! DilloChilloMillo is the hottest!!"

- "Enge poringe, DilloChilloMillo?? Where are you going??"

by special agent of entwaxering June 23, 2009

Dillon

A guy who takes pride in his hair, even though its not all that great. Vapes a lot, and likes to think he's cool. You will find him walking in the hall of a high school listening to rap music.

enjoys cod and mountain dew

dillon: aye

by matt the hat February 1, 2017

Loaf Dialogue

1)Talking about feces. "I gotta poop!"

2)When conversation/story telling is stretched and explanation gets to a stage where the facts are distorted, the content is

questionable, and needless to say, the "shit" gets deep, and the verbage begins to drag on and on. One must call a Loaf Dialogue timeout, and bring accuracy back to any topic being discussed.

J - "You should have seen the fish I caught. It was HUGE! It was 29" and at least 6.2lbs."
D- "Did you measure and weigh it? Was it a new record?"
J - "Well... I put it on the hood of my truck and by the size and how the hood began to"
D - "Loaf Dialogue!"

(Imaginary whistle blows in the background, the subtle sounds of echoing 'BULLSHIT' is heard! Silence ensue's... for approx 3-5 seconds.)

J - "Well I didn't exactly get the measurement/weight, but it was a big fish."

by Dingle B January 18, 2011

Dirty Dillon

A Dirty Dillon is when you get a mouthful of cock from a stud while getting double penetrated by two midgets.

I saw Ken doing a Dirty Dillon with the circus crew last night.

by FireSpring August 8, 2020