Weapons of Mass Delusion

Any or all of the tanakh, the bible, the koran, the old testament, the new testament.

For 4000 years weapons of mass delusion have been used to persuade the ignorant masses that an imaginary supreme being guides and governs their life.

by noteapot January 12, 2008

delusional

Believing something to be true that is clearly not.

San Antonio Spurs fans are delusional to think they still have a title contending team when the Lakers are clearly superior.

by h2b September 6, 2010

Delusional Lunatic

A Lunatic (see Lunatic) who experiances times of delusions (see Delusional) in which you should seek shelter from them.

Bob is a delusional lunatic.

by Lord Hades July 21, 2008

The God Delusion

The God Delusion is a blasphemy book written by Richard Dawkins that bashes the best book ever to exist, The Bible. God is greater than this boy and Ricchie should be thankful to him that he lives instead of writing all these lies.

The boy burned The God Delusion book by Richard Dawkins.

by Runner Bulldog 2 February 18, 2009

Dillion

Its like realizing after an hour of kinky sex, that your partner is blind and of the same gender.

It explains that look that he always has on his face.

by Horny Little Chaminade Boy April 5, 2003

Liquid illusion

When a girl thinks your cumming in her, but your really peeing in her.

Dude, I tottaly gave Sydney a LIquid Illusion!

by righteous kill July 2, 2009

Obstacle Illusion

You meet a girl on facebook. She's hot from the chin up (i.e. profile picture); but upon closer examination of her pictures, you discover that she's huge from the chin down. Thus causing you to have to overcome this obstacle illusion.

"I added her because her profile picture was hot, but then i checked out more of her pictures and she's just another obstacle illusion"

by sum_rdm_stnr November 22, 2011