Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

brain dick

When she gets so much dick it pokes her in the brain.

In conversation:
"Why are her eyes like that?"
"I gave Martha that brain dick and she hasn't been able to see straight since. "

by jaxonsshittercrew August 18, 2019

Aydens Dick

massive homonculus cock

My daddy ayden has an aydens dick.

by aydens dad July 19, 2021

Young Dagger Dick

A nickname for 19 year old, south Florida rapper "xxxtentacion" (Jahseh Onfroy). In his first interview after being released from jail, he explains that the nickname refers to his penis size. He says the length of his penis is good (7 or 8 inches), but that the girth is lacking. He compares it to an E.T. finger. Despite this, he doesn't seem to encounter any sexual problems.

Me: I love X, he is my soul mate. I would do anything to be with him.
Drake: You wanna get with Young Dagger Dick?

Me: It's not the size of the wave that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I wanna be his emo bitch.

by jahsehsgirl April 1, 2017

Devil Dick

An exceptionally amazing dick that happens to be attached to the daddiest of all daddy’s, who knows his dick is so good, it fixes any attitude problems and makes you be faithful when y’all not even together.

Your devil dick is going to ruin my life.

by BenDover8008135 August 11, 2019

dick target

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.

I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.

by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007

dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016