coke-dicked

putting cocaine on your dick and then fucking someone.

What you're telling me you've been in a loving relationship for three years and you've never been coke-dicked?

by spanishbend April 3, 2009

Urban Dickhead

Noun 1. Someone who posts a lot of words on Urban Dictionary, whether his creation or not. 2. Typically, an unclever poster on Urban Dictionary. Lots of misspelled words.

"Cowboy Up What you say when its time to quit btiching and be aman"

What an urban dickhead.

by funkstank July 3, 2009

Dickhead

A complete idiot who is stupid and despised by everybody. Their kind are discriminated due to their unacceptable behaviours. Ones that you would love to hit when you see them.

Timothy is such a dickhead, although he doesn't have a dick.
Timothy is such a pervert, he is always trying to touch girls, he is such a dickhead.
Timothy always do nothing and pretends he has done everything, he is such a dickhead.
Timothy always think he is the director of the company although he is just an insignificant little idiot, he is such a dickhead.

by Everybody agrees in the world March 29, 2009

Double Dicker

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.

I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.

by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

Dicker Picker

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick

Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"

by shablazum October 13, 2011

Dichead

Commonly confused with "dickhead". Dichead can be used as an insult though technically it isn't meant as one. A dic head or urbanDictionaryhead is like a crack head. Someone who is hopelessly addicted to making definitions on urbandictionary.com

Examples include Bob, 4dimensional, Kung Fu Jesus, yobastank, etc. the list goes on and on. They make this place more interesting; If you're a dichead you know it.

by Kyle Kruger October 18, 2004

Dicked Down

Dicked down: To have sex with a guy, To get some dick, To get laid, To shag baby!

I just got dicked down.

by PondPrincess1 November 13, 2016