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Max's Delicatessen 

The greatest sandwich store in the US. Home of the greenwich and filler of all stomaches. Max Blank, the founder and deli master of this chain is so amazing and so hot that he is a legend. He makes the greatest sandwiches in all the land and should be bowed down to whenever seen.
I went to Max's Delicatessen and will never be hungry again. (This supports the claim that Max Blank can end world hunger.)
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She is VERY ATTRACTIVE She has anger issues sometimes and can beat tf out of you if she wanted to but shes nice is she likes you if she has an attitude i think you should pay attention to YOUR attitude cause thats the only reason mostly , dont forget she is the best and a beautiful wifey (only if she likes you and doesnt marry you for your money)
AHHH ESMA GUL DEMIRAY JUST SAID HI TO ME I THINK I CAN LIVE LIFE NOW
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ADO (atypical dedicated orientation)

Atypical dedicated orientation (or ADO) - when one's sexual or romantic orientation (or both if they are gender- aligned) is atypically centered on a specific person who does not express the gender they are typically oriented to.

Like: You dig your man, but none of those other dudes do it for you at ALL, and really, women, trans, asexual or non-binary folx are where it's at for you sexually and/or romantically. He's the exception to the rule - lucky guy!!

You could use this as a way of articulating your broader orientation. Like: I'm bisexual but have ADO for my husband. I am not gonna be chasing any other cis men if we break up though!
I have ADO (atypical dedicated orientation) for my husband cuz he's the ONLY man I would ever want!

Steve's Delicate Kiss 

When you take a hit off the bong and the bong water splashes into your lips
"Ah hell nah, dis bong just gave me Steve's Delicate Kiss!"

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods 

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

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