white boy defense

when you have a defender that is "meat riding" you without actually playing defense
"Yo, let's play these niggas"

"nah man he play white boy defense"
by yxrick November 11, 2018
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Bullfighter Defense

When the player on defense is afraid of the ball and gets out of the way when the opposing team runs by, similar to a bullfighting matador
Despite all the practice, many of the players on the team use bullfighter defense.
by Midnight polarbear March 07, 2013
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Good Luck Charlie defense

When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do
Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”
by Will4021 October 25, 2023
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Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.
"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."
by Dino Marcockass March 06, 2018
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Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.
I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!
by Preston J. Smith April 03, 2022
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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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Anti Mormon Defense Wall

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."
by Craig Chompson December 29, 2019
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