deafism

The act of becoming deaf

Don't make fun of his deafism

by Dicklick69 July 5, 2017

dedaes

she's a sexy motherfucker
synonym: Beyonce

Person One: Damn, look at Dedaes today.
Person Two: I know she's looking poppin, as always!!

by imaballler November 3, 2017

Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017

decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

Deafness

Someone who suffers from deafness has limited, or suffered complete loss of hearing.

-Oy, this Johnny is pissin' me off. I called him a dickhead earlier but he didnt even look at me.
-Yeah, he suffer from deafness.

by StafuYo April 7, 2018

Deadfacts

100% accurate

"yo that nectar set was fucking crazy I can't feel my face and I think I'm an alien"

"deadfacts that shit was amazing"

by Just BDS'in May 26, 2018

demafia

demafia is the best friend ever. she is super funny and caring. she is tall and beautiful. she likes to say suck on that alot. DEMAFIA IS THE BESTFRIEND EVER!!!!!! Demafia is very nice to her friends and always makes you feel better when your sad. She is an amazing girl!

demafia is my bestfriend forever!

by lalallalalala1223343344 June 5, 2018