When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.
Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024
Get the Danish Glaze mug.When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.
by ScratchySackJack January 23, 2025
Get the Frozen Danish mud pig mug.When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.
by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025
Get the Danish Slap mug.Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"
Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
by GemandI March 23, 2025
Get the Danish Sword mug.Danish is a guy that always makes you smile, he's sweet, kind, funny, shy, caring and super handsome that came straight out from kdrama. He's the guy who will stay loyal to you, but once you're on the bad side he'll show you that he doesn't like you and he'll be very cold to you so dont mess with him! Having a danish is the best, if you're friends with danish or in a relationship with him so dont ever let go of him because he's the most sweetest guy i know and will always make you smile with his smile. Danish is a limited addition that is hard to find and an amazing person.
P1: who's that guy that hannah is dating? He so handsome!
P2: that's danish, he's the funniest and kindness person i know.
P1: wow, i wish he's mine. Lucky her!
P2: that's danish, he's the funniest and kindness person i know.
P1: wow, i wish he's mine. Lucky her!
by Limhong November 23, 2021
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Get the DANISH ZEHEN mug.holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
by Saevi June 16, 2023
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