danish

a miserable non-existing virgin vermin

You look a little danish today.

by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023

Danish

Danish is a super awesome, kind, beautiful, loving person. You'll be so lucky to know her and her being in your life. She'll do anything to make you happy plus she's really hot. All the guys who know her wish that they could get a chance with her.

Inshal: Omg look it's Danish look at her and her outfit she looks so pretty
yea she looks so pretty today

by Danish_lover<3 May 31, 2022

swedish guy but actually danish

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020

Danish Crown

When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.

Yeah mate, total accident, I gave him a sticky Danish Crown

by Danish Bloke September 6, 2022

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

Danish Swing Fun

The Danish Swing Fun act is when you, or you sexual partner rides a dildo attached to a swing, swinging back and forth giving a blowjob each time you or your sexual partner goes forward, deepthroating the cock. Then switching jobs but this time it’s the man fisting the women each time he goes forward while riding the dildo.

Bro, me and my girl had some intense danish swing fun together last monday!

by SelfMadeVagina June 1, 2018