by UncleFarter5 May 19, 2016
A chin strap left to hang out for six months.
A woman repellant.
Also the most disgusting version of facial hair possibly grown.
A woman repellant.
Also the most disgusting version of facial hair possibly grown.
"Brian tried to have a bite of my spaghetti but it got lost in his Curtain Rail."
"The guy was really nice, but he had a Curtain Rail."
"I can't find my second born child, I think it's in my man's Curtain Rail."
"I couldn't afford a mop, so I just used my Curtain Rail."
"The guy was really nice, but he had a Curtain Rail."
"I can't find my second born child, I think it's in my man's Curtain Rail."
"I couldn't afford a mop, so I just used my Curtain Rail."
by GeorgeIsEnglish November 23, 2013
A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW
Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch
by BIG T 49 June 09, 2017
LINDSAY was so embarrassed by the waiter's comment that she put her hair curtain in an attempt to hide.
by tinyunicorn June 19, 2015
The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.
by Krissyjones October 16, 2018
This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
by Tayne Morano April 25, 2020