Crusty Dutchman

The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.

Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!

by J1281 March 19, 2012

Crusty Cobra

When someone masterbates into a sock, leaving it dry and crusty.

Got a bunch of crusty cobra's all over my dorm room

by ScottyJitsu July 14, 2011

Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.

While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.

by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009

Crusty Delight

An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.

I ran out of rubbers, so I had to make do with a crusty delight I found under my bed.

by Xenfire March 6, 2009

Crusty waffle

Dried up semen on the patch of skin formerly known as the taint

She refused to wash her crusty waffle after a dripping cream pie.

by Dog water inc December 3, 2015

crusty crab

When a guy cums all over a girls pubes and the guy gives her crabs!

Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

crusty franklin

when you collect dried cum from various objects and locations ( ex. bed sheets, tip of penis, faces, genitalia, pillow cases, breasts, toilet seats, computer keyboards, showers, underpants exc.)than you proceed to crumble the dried cum into fine powder and put it in a line and snort it.

once i woke up in the morning to do my laundry just like every other day, when i noticed a very large amount of dried cum on my bed sheets so i proceeded to perform a crusty franklin on top of my dryer while pleasuring myself.

by holly and bec <3 December 17, 2008