Crooking

The art of simultaneously cruising and cooking. To be moving fast but smoothly, while intentionally building toward a peak moment, major success, or great performance.

"Yo guys I am crooking right now as we are opening these Grand Archive packs"

by Orginal_Sly_Fox November 28, 2025

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"

Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"

by lttlmtn July 19, 2017

crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

Crook

A level 1 Mafia City player.

This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls

Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.

*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*

Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*

Thats how mafia works

by AndrewIsCoolio January 10, 2019

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016