crocoshit

Please see "crocoshet"

crocoshit your an a-hole

by Tikuf August 7, 2010

Crocodilio

A fierce reptile native to Latrobe, Pennsylvania, living in the swamps and creeks. They are part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen. Fully grown, they can be up to 10 feet long. Crocodilios hunt upon medium to large sized prey ranging from beavers to even humans. An encounter with one means almost certain death, for the first strike is deadly. One must be on high guard when entering their territory. Crocodilios are very stealthy creatures and often hunt in packs. Breeding season lasts from early May to late June. This is when it is most dangerous. These creature go away in hiding in late summer and hibernate during the cold Pennsylvania winters.

"Dude we better get out of here. I think I just saw a crocodilio."

Oh shit dude we don't want to get eaten by one!

by p8ntballermike August 14, 2010

crocitto

1)A term used to describe a classy motherf#cker.
2)Someone who has magic hair and deserves respect.

1)Gabe is one crocitto.
2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.

by derpymcconquerer August 14, 2014

crocaholic

Someone who loves crocs

You are a crocaholic

by Crocaholic May 6, 2016

crocodile legs

When a girls man spreads

Guy 1: do you see that girl?

Guy 2: yeah she has crocodile legs

by Eamon McCann March 20, 2017

crockenstocks

the foam version of Birkenstocks that look like a combination of Crocs and Birks

PERSON 1: “Are those your new Crocs??”
PERSON 2: “Naw bro, these are my crockenstocks!”
PERSON 1: “Those are sick!”
PERSON 3: *Runs in with a bag* *Steals crockenstocks!* *Runs away*
PERSON 2: No! They were so squishy and comfortable!
PERSON 1: Do you need a tissue?

by JLC24 September 1, 2018

Crockpot Nigga

When a pregnant black woman delivers her child into a crockpot. Then two or more fellow niggas release their bodily fluids into the holy container.

I was fucking around with the homies in the nursery and we cooked up a crockpot nigga.

by Crockpot Nigga October 24, 2018