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Crazy Ostrich

When a female simultaneously receives both vaginal and anal sex while also giving head and two hand jobs. If you can picture in your head the head, lower body, and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name "Crazy Ostrich."
Similar to the "spastic eagle."
I bet you she is limping because those five guys gave her a crazy ostrich.
by 5GuyS May 6, 2013
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lock crazy

When your paranoid roommate is alone for an extended period of time and gets in the habit of deadbolting the door, then when you return from a trip you constantly get locked out (even with your key). Their habit tends to be hard to break.
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My lock crazy roommate keeps deadbolting the damn door, and this makes me angry when it is lightning outside.
by Iamterrifiedoflightningjerk December 1, 2011
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crazy bomb

dropping a person tripping on hallucinogenic drugs off somewhere. usually to the dismay of their roommates.
yo, i just dropped a crazy bomb off. watch out for xavier, he's gone.
by war-n August 10, 2012
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crazy vince

Someone who is named Vince and he's psychologically crazy and most likely has bipolar disorder. its easier to stay away from this person named Vince. He will drag you down the social ladder and make you a loser.
"crazy vince keeps calling and calling."
by TheRealMe1960 June 26, 2014
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dragonshit crazy

When you are so intent on accomplishing something you would rather burn your life to the ground than to fall short of your goal
Dany is so dragonshit crazy she burned down kings landing to get to the iron throne. Now the red keep is dragontits up for sure
by Cor Riversprite May 16, 2019
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Taser Crazy

When you are having sex and your partner is being less than energetic in bed, so you taser their ass and let them start doing most of the work.
"Hey Nicole how was sex last night?"

" It started out pretty shitty, he was acting like he was half dead so I went taser crazy on his ass and had some of the best sex ever. Too bad for him, he doesn't remember half of it."
by Moneyshotman February 10, 2010
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Das crazy

Person 1: Ur mom just fucking died
Person 2: das crazy
by Phoenix0762 April 24, 2023
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