cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.

Yuks is a cockblocking legend.

by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009

cockblock

when a man is attracted to a women then another man comes and steals the women from the other man

Randy is such a cockblock.

by Ijihg April 22, 2010

the facebook cockblock

The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.

Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.

by kavorkian April 25, 2010

crackalack

1. the act of spewing liberal propaganda. 2. A cracker performing a leisurely activity.

1. "Look at that college drop-out just crackalacking along about Irag and oil and the System." 2. "That cracker is just crackalacking down the street like he owns the place."

by ninjastu April 7, 2004

crackalackin

What's up, whasamatta U, cold chillin', etc.

What's crackalackin, yo?

by Zach G. November 12, 2003

clockblock

A moron who blocks the timeclock because he's waiting for EXACTLY 8 hours from when he clocked before clocking out for fear of losing pay.

If that idiot wants to wait until exactly 7:00 to clock out, he needs to stand aside and not be a clockblock.

by Doomhammr May 1, 2006

cockblock

It is of Itailian origin, and it is a cube, or a block, full of cock(s)

You dumb ass hoe cockblock.

by cockblock101 March 11, 2005