Cracking an Egg

To menstruate.

"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"

Cracking an Egg by PopeMichael February 9, 2010

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Cracking Crack

When someone doesn’t pull up there pant and there crack is showing you try not to stare. BUT when they are walking you see the crack cracking so you must stare.

Joe: “OOO the crack be cracking!”
Bob: “Yes that is one cracking crack!”
Joe: “HELL YEAH!”
They give each other high fives

Cracking Crack by hehejackson19 April 23, 2019

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Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

Crackling crackhole by Juice9610 January 15, 2010