An "athlete" who in the sport of rowing is the weakest person with the loudest voice and the most control over the situation.
All coxswian have a MAJOR NAPOLEON COMPLEX
For some reason they are always cold, even when the sun is shining and their rowers are shirtless, a Coxswain are bundled up in 3 jackets and a rain coat.
The coxswain has no clue about how to row, but they still critique rowers.
As soon as the rowers set down the boat the dynamic changes and the Coxswain looses all power
All coxswian have a MAJOR NAPOLEON COMPLEX
For some reason they are always cold, even when the sun is shining and their rowers are shirtless, a Coxswain are bundled up in 3 jackets and a rain coat.
The coxswain has no clue about how to row, but they still critique rowers.
As soon as the rowers set down the boat the dynamic changes and the Coxswain looses all power
I got to go, my coxswain will be a little shit if I am late.
If my coxswian calls another power 10 I am going to die, then their screaming will bring me back life
If my coxswian calls another power 10 I am going to die, then their screaming will bring me back life
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A large blow dart of a human being that sells business forms for a living, or a fireman who arrives late to the scene.
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Honey, why is the man next to us staring?
He's a Coxster, he thinks you're impressed with his dropped top and 0-60 time slower than a Hyundai Genesis.
He's a Coxster, he thinks you're impressed with his dropped top and 0-60 time slower than a Hyundai Genesis.
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kid one- did u hear that sick band the coxidoxs?
kid two- no bro cus they havent been started yet.
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kid one- did u hear that sick band the coxidoxs?
kid two- no bro cus they havent been started yet.
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