Virgin Corn on the cob

You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels

"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"

by BlueGemini January 24, 2024

Cobbing

The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ

Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.

by Dominique Jones III January 28, 2024

Cob on

To have a wank or beat one off to a fellow colleague or friend.

or

To have a bonner/ erection for someone or something.

Im going to Cob on

by JustAManInAWorldOfFun May 11, 2023

Cob

Short for the Australian term cobber, meaning friend or mate.

"G'day, Cob, how the kids?

by Australian Language Guide November 23, 2023

Cob

Circle of bread. Sometimes incorrectly referred to as a bap, barmcake or bread roll. The only correct term is, and ever will be, cob.

Let’s go and get a bacon cob mate.

by AJT1995 December 21, 2022

Cob schnobbler

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.

I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.

by AriesSunflower August 5, 2023

Corn on the cob

The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.

We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him

by anonymous December 2, 2021