Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023

Drowsy cob

A burger/hotdog who can be very nice but friggin mean at the same time.

A. Hey I heard drowsy removed suggestions-chat
B. What the hell drowsy cob

by Ahahahahahahahhahaha December 23, 2020

cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.

Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.

by Corn chub February 1, 2016

Cobbing

The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ

Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.

by Dominique Jones III January 28, 2024

COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.

example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"

by Funsarah January 2, 2009

Cob

a racist term towards white people, red necks mainly

that cob was caught fucking his sister

by niggamyjordans July 10, 2011

Husk The Cob

An adjective for “jacking off.”

Hey imma head out, gotta go husk the cob, and throw a load of laundry in the dryer.

by MattyB69 November 2, 2018