by Darkstryder January 12, 2008
Get the saggy clitmug. a lesbian.
Joe: "Damn dogg, check out the bitch with the short spiky hair. She'd give a dog a bone. I think I'll go ask her to dinner...I wonder what she'd like to eat."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."
by Nick D May 1, 2003
Get the clit eatermug. by poopymcdoopy April 18, 2008
Get the clit lickermug. The inability to orgasm as a direct result of being heavily under the influence of alcoholic substances.
by LoveUrself March 23, 2008
Get the Liquor Clitmug. by aids fight December 23, 2009
Get the beef clitmug. 1. (noun) A particularly rigid erection that feels as though its hard as iron. This also applies to morning wood.
2. (verb) To repeatedly poke a woman's clitoris with the tip of the penis with short but powerful strokes, mimicking a sculptor chiseling away at a statue.
2. (verb) To repeatedly poke a woman's clitoris with the tip of the penis with short but powerful strokes, mimicking a sculptor chiseling away at a statue.
by Creeping Gibs December 9, 2009
Get the Clit Chiselmug. by ktenn November 11, 2011
Get the Clit Picsmug.