Clay

A fat hairy nigga. he thinks he’s cool but really isn’t. usually drives a shit box. thinks everything that he’s got is worth way more than it actually is. socially weird and just not great to be around. overall, Clays are alright, but if you don’t have to deal with him, don’t.

Oh shit, there’s clay. run.

by Tonya Baxter April 15, 2020

Clay

Not young, alternatively "old as dirt". Used to refer to somebody who is no longer young, hip or relevant (so almost everybody).

Happy birthday, Eric. How does it feel being clay.

by Irrelevantne February 12, 2020

clay girl

A person who covers their face in makeup until they look like clay

OOOOH she do be a clay girl. she ugly

by School Identifier November 13, 2020

Clay

A huge stupid idot.

Person 1: Do you know Clay?
Person 2: Yes, and I hate them.

by Leafy Sapnotdream November 14, 2020

Clay Higgins

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off

Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.

by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020

clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness

aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks

by clay poop master November 20, 2020

clai

A kid with a massive thigh slapping horse cock.

Damn look at Clai that shits huge

by Cmk7 June 7, 2020